Married

TopperWell, it’s now a done deal. A little over a week ago last Saturday, Frances and I finally (after 8 years together) tied the knot, and got married. We were in a beautiful setting in the Trossachs, with (thankfully) wonderful weather, and surrounded by friends and family. We really couldn’t have asked for a better day.

We got back from our honeymoon on Sunday evening, which involved a few nights over in North Berwick, and then a short break to Iceland. Because they’re on my camera, a quick selection of snaps from our Iceland break are available on flickr, and I’ll be writing a bit more about that at a later date. It really was a wonderful break, and a wonderful place, but redefined the word expensive. And I thought I’d gone prepared, and had currency fluctuations on my side…

I’m in the process of getting thoughts and pictures together from the last few weeks, but as we’re back to work now, it’s going to take a little while to do. Details will also appear on our wedding website richardandfrances.com.

One item that I was really quite keen to post up was the wedding cake topper we had made. We’d kept it as a secret from everybody until the day, when it took pride of place on top of our cake. Frances did the hard work of hunting out the style we wanted, and eventually we settled on Lily Tsai. We really wanted a ‘life like’ look, having seen something similar at a wedding last year, rather than the ‘characters’ that were offered by many in the UK. We had an amusing evening taking close up pictures of faces and the pose/setup that we wanted was all part of the fun. And Frances enlisted a shop assistant to get a picture of her in her dress. Pictures of this were kept away from me, and even when the topper arrived, she kept her dress covered up, so I didn’t even see it myself until after we were married!

So Frances is shown in her wedding dress, with rose and thistle bouqet, stood atop a C++ and SQL programming book to get her up the same height as me. I’m in my wedding outfit, but with running shorts and shoes, clutching a pint of Deuchars (That part of the pose shot was the really tough part). Unfortunately it went a bit pink in the manufacturing process. Behind me is an Apple Mac laptop. The screen has a ‘root #>’ prompt (which is, I assure you, a riotously funny computer joke)

We’re delighted by the result, and it’s got pride of place in a cabinet in our front room. A lasting memento of the day. The picture also has Frances’ bouquet to the left, and one of Frances’s family buttonholes. Her family wore thistles, me and my side wore roses.

Plenty more detail about the wedding in the coming weeks.

Time for a Milk Bottle Tsar, er, commissioner

Oh for the day when milk bottle tops were silver things you pressed with your thumb, presuming of course that the blue-tits hadn’t got at it first, or the cream had frozen up and pushed it off from inside. I took particular and perverse pleasure as a child at pushing the tops down almost to the point of breaking, to admire the indentation. Yes, it’s strange to me too, reading that back.

What is it with supermarkets and their ridiculous milk bottle/carton/plastic container tops these days? The ones that really do my head in are those with a really very small oval tab just on the edge of the main top. It’s far too small to get at, and invariably snaps off, requiring me to get out a knife or somesuch to pierce the top and rip the whole top off. All presuming it hasn’t snapped off on opening the screw top lid…

Some supermarkets are better than others. Morrisons, for all their excellence in making sturdy plastic bags, just can’t do a decent bottle top at all. Sainsbury’s and Asda don’t do too badly. M&S have the heavy duty half-circle piece of plastic that covers most of the plastic top. It feels sturdy, it doesn’t snap off, but sadly it’s rare we have milk from them.

Come the revolution (and it’s coming, don’t you worry), I plan to appoint a special commissioner for such matters. And not a Tsar. I should remind you that the use of the term “Tsar”, or “Csar”, will be banned within the first 100 days of my government. And we won’t be “learning lessons” from this either. Oh no. That’s “not fit for purpose”, you see. All such phrases will be banned, on pain of having to use these irritating milk bottle tops for the rest of your life. A modern day task for a modern day Sisyphus, you could say.

Home network restructure

Finishing up with a client recently has meant that hardware VPN/firewall/router I used to get access their network needed to be unplugged, and I thought it was high time I did a refresh of my home network.

So I’ve plumbed for an Apple Time Capsule as the main wireless access device, and a Netgear DG834G router, but with the wireless component switched off.

I spent a bit of time in Maplins looking at pure ADSL modems, but just figured it’d be more useful to have a wireless router “just in case”, than a simple modem without such. Still a bit puzzled I had to go to Maplins at all, as Apple staff in Glasgow were largely bemused at my request for their ADSL modem recommendation, given the Time Capsule doesn’t have an ADSL modem I would have thought they’d get that question a fair bit more.

The Time Capsule looks good, but it’s proving rather slow to do the initial backup. 133Gb of data won’t be done in a hurry, certainly. This, I should add, is on top of my second hard disk in my Mac Pro. Given Time Machine makes doing backups so easy, it’s as well to have a few alternatives, so that if ever there’s a problem, or a burglary, I’ve got a few fall backs if my main computer gets nicked. Insurance covers the cost, but it’ll never cover the data, and to be honest my data is infinitely more important, so I don’t mind spending a bit of cash to ensure it’s safe.

An Apple network should also put me in good stead for the Apple TV when it comes out in the UK. Well, it is out in the UK, but when movie rentals comes here, I’m keen to get one. It’s the ‘killer app’ I’ve been waiting for. Of course, I’ll also need a TV with HDMI too… :-)

Olympic torch thoughts

The news this week about the Olympic torch relay has left me feeling a bit despondent, on a number of fronts.

I think it’s a shame that the Olympics continues to be dominated by politics. It feels such a throwback to the 1980’s, and the east vs west boycotts. We’ll have steroid fuelled up eastern European ‘athletes’ and dodgy haircuts next. Perhaps I’m being naive, but I honestly thought the spirit of the Olympics was to celebrate human achievement, and leave politics aside. The Sydney and Athens Olympics look like being the high-point. It’s downhill from here…

The majority of Free Tibet protesters were peaceful, but a few took things a step further than necessary, and lead to scuffles and violence. It’s focused attention on the subject, certainly, but not in a good way for the campaigners. AFP reports the Dalai Lama even supports the Chinese Olympics, and he’s the cause celeb of Tibet.

Of course, the Chinese don’t come out of this well at all (even leaving aside their invasion of Tibet). The Chinese backed governor of Tibet said, on the forthcoming Tibet section of the relay,that “If… anyone should attempt to disrupt or undermine the torch relay, they will be dealt with severely according to law“, and a few other ominous words. Nice touch. The blue-coated escorts (or “smurfs” I gather the Metropolitan police referred to them as) just look a bit too serious and humour-free. Ominous looking guys.

And where’s Darfur in all of this? Spielberg’s decision to resign, drew attention to China not putting any pressure on Sudan over the crises in Darfur. It’s all been blown aside by the Tibet campaigners.

But it’s the Olympic spirit that is starting to suffer. If we’re back to politics as a central force in Olympics, I can’t help wonder what this means for London 2012 (although what campaigns we can expect, I’ll save for another day), but more importantly the future of the Olympic movement: Countries won’t bid if they attract criticism not support.

The complete and utter non-story that was Gordon Brown not attending the Olympic opening has thankfully disappeared from the BBC front page (and talks more of media-led group-think/panic than anything vaguely serious or important, other than perhaps Brown’s media team being hopeless), but talk of such boycotts really just undermines any hope I have that athletics and human achievement will be the focus of the Olympics.

Politics is important, and it’s important to pressure China, but at the same time it can’t let become the dominant theme of the Olympics. It’s against the ideals and goals, and undermines everybody involved. Dialogue with China is important, and if this goes on I fear we may be pushing this country away at a key moment in its recent history.

Save Pollok Park: Referral action required

Further to the Campaign meeting last week, the Save Pollok Park campaign have put together details of what matters should be raised with the council in order to get the plan called-in to Scottish Ministers.

My own letter is here, feel free to use it, but do make it your own. I’ve popped mine in the post today. It needs to be delivered by next monday. Techie though I may be, I prefer where possible to put serious objections on dead trees, especially as I’ve got some nice new (recycled) paper that looks quite nice. If your time is short, you can also e-mail planning.representations@glasgow.gov.uk, but do put the following in the subject heading: APPLICATION TO BE REFERRED TO SCOTTISH MINISTERS 07/03308/DC.

The goal is to raise new matters, and flag items that were not properly dealt with. The campaign site has a few, so choose those that matter to you and include them.

Separately, how about having a constructive think about what could be done to improve the park? The council paints a picture of objectors in the media, and it’d be great if people took on the challenge to make some suggestions, so when the consultation is re-opened, they’ll be frankly taken aback by the ideas to make the park a better place.

Clay pigeon shooting

I try to make a point of writing up all experiences where I feel strongly positive, or negative about something, for restaurants, shops, service, software and so on. Recent comments on a thread, and search engine hits I’ve been getting on another, have focused my attention on some of my previous negative posts, so I thought I’d cheer myself up and highlight a few positive experiences I’ve had (see here, and hopefully a few more to come following our wedding).

So, set the clock back a few weeks back at my Stag do - organised very successfully by my best man Stew. I’d originally expressed an interest in ‘shooting and eating small creatures‘ (I know, I know), perhaps as part of a hunting lodge getaway somewhere up here in Scotland. Practicalities, including distance, travel, costs, time required and so on, but mostly the relentless forward march of time (it does do that, I’ve noticed), so we settled on Clay pigeon shooting. I’d get the shooting part, the eating part would come later. It was going to be an entirely new experience, and one I’ve always wanted to do, and it transpired a lot of my friends did too, so good all around :-)

Stew did some research and came up with a few companies, and finally settled on Lee Leisure. They were based near Luton, so easy for everybody to get to (whether driving, flying or by train). Whilst finding the facility was a bit of an experience (the drive from the gate was somewhat longer, and bumpier, than we’d anticipated!), we found ourselves in what looked like a former quarry with the two instructors.

They were at pains to explain that they weren’t going to just give us a gun, fire up some clays, and let us get on with it. They wanted to teach us what to do, so we’d get the most from it. And they lived up to their word. After working out about dominant eyes, explaining safety proceedings, ear protectors, how the gun recoiled, and how to minimise the recoil, we got on with the shooting, and had a great time.

One of the biggest surprises to me, having never done this before, was that there was more to it than just a clay being flung into the air. There were three different types of clay shoot, to mimic the different hunting experiences. A clay being fired up as if a bird was flying out of a bush (the only one I’d heard of); A clay being fired more towards us (and further away) to mimic a bird in flight; A clay being fired along the ground. Like what a rabbit does. Which was great fun, and the hardest.

They offered a money back guarantee - should you not hit any targets - but it was entirely unnecessary. They’d done a great job of coaching, and advised us as we went along. I think everybody got a few 6 hits from 6 successive shots. We each had about 20 shots on each type, and my shoulder certainly felt that that was more than enough!

There was a tie-break for the prize, and Alis won that, but I don’t think anybody begrudged him that after a spectacular first-shot hit that I think surprised the instructor, who’d taken 5 shots!

So, I highly recommend Lee Leisure for your clay pigeon shooting needs. Far more than “here’s a gun, there are the clays, shoot them”. It was an entertaining and enjoyable experience, showing us all how it’s done, and giving all of us an experience, I think, we’ll remember for a long time.

URL: www.lee-leisure.co.uk

Things to see and do in Glasgow and the West of Scotland

With our wedding in April, a lot of friends and family will be travelling a long way to come and see us, so we want to encourage people who’ve perhaps not visited Glasgow or the west of Scotland before to see some of the highlights of the area, if they have time in their schedule.

I’ve therefore put the following list together. I’d welcome any further tips and suggestions that readers might have.

Glasgow

  • Shopping on Buchanan street: One of the country’s best shopping streets.
  • Charles Rennie Macintosh is one of Britains best known architects. Visit buildings designed by this great man: House for an Art Lover at Bellahouston Park, the Macintosh church, or Glasgow School of Art, or simply take lunch at the Willow Tea Rooms on Buchanan street.
  • Museum of Modern Art: A compact and accessible modern art gallery, right on Royal Exchange Square (behind Borders on Buchanan Street). Hopefully the statue of Wellington outside will have the famous traffic cone in place!
  • Pollok Park: Britains Best Park; Europe’s best park, and our local park! See the famous Burrell Collection, wander around Pollok House and Gardens, and see some Highland Cows!
  • The tenement house - A moment in time: A perfectly preserved tenement house in Glasgow, to see how so much of Glasgow used to be.
  • Kelvingrove Art Gallery, Glasgow University, and the West End: Glasgow university’s gothic tower commands wonderful views over the west end, and is a perfect place to visit. Pop by the west end for lunch or a coffee in one of the many cafes and restaurants.

Further afield

  • Loch Lomond - An easy detour on your way from Glasgow to Aberfoyle, Loch Lomond is every bit as beautiful as the songs suggest. If you’ve time, head up the west side of the loch to Luss, and take tea after a walk through the beautiful village. Or visit Balloch Country park, and go for a nice walk (although the ‘castle’ isn’t up to much).
  • Helensburgh has another Macintosh house, Hill house, right at the top of the town.
  • Stirling has a castle and the Wallace memorial. The memorial has William Wallace’s famous claymore. It needs to be seen to be believed! Wonderful views over the area, to the hills in the distance.
  • Bannockburn. Not one to wear your England football top to! The site of Robert the Bruce’s famous victory over the English. The main highlight is the stunning statue of Robert the Bruce, that features on the Clydesdale bank £20 notes.

Closer to Aberfoyle

  • Aberfoyle has a few cafes and shops to amble through. A beautiful photography shop.
  • Queen Elizabeth forest park is just outside of Aberfoyle, and has a beautiful range of walks to suit every timescale. Short 20 minute walks, or 2 hour hikes. The visitors centre has wildlife displays and rangers to explain their programmes, or just a place to have a coffee and a bun.
  • Don’t be tempted by the Go Ape zip slide and tree top course there: This company is trying to build a facility in Pollok park right now against the wishes of thousands of Glasgow residents. See my other posts for more on this. I can’t in good conscience recommend this right now. See www.savepollokpark.com for more.
  • Loch Katerine is just a short drive along from Aberfoyle, and has cruises available.
  • There’s a wonderful tea shop The Wee Blether, in Kinlochard. Definitely worth a visit if you’ve got the munchies!

Refresh

I’ve needed a few diversions away from worrying about our forthcoming wedding (I know I shouldn’t, but I can’t help it, so many people coming so far, for us, it’s difficult not to), so the last day or two I’ve been doing a few purely geeky things, some of which are long overdue.

Most obviously, you’ll see I’ve changed the look and feel of the website. I’ve switched to using a customised two column version of the Sandpress theme, which is built on top of Sandbox. Sandpress won last years competition (authors website here), and I like it’s clarity and simplicity. It also feels a lot ‘fresher’ than my previous theme, and makes it a bit clearer to see the new posts, comments and so forth.

I’m not a CSS guru by any stretch, so there are a few clunky things still in need of resolving, not least the comments form, sidebar, top navigation, as well as the behaviour of a few plugins in the new theme (Paged comments in particular, so I’m trying to get hold of a version of that for sandbox, rather than reworking it myself)

I’ve also upgraded to Wordpress 2.5 (I rather like the new admin interface), and refreshed a few of the plugins that work behind the scenes to take care of certain things.

I’d appreciate any comments, particularly around what you think of the new theme. There’s a nice preview, so you can see how it should look, and compare it to the other themes from last years competition.

1Password: Truly useful Mac software

My day job, as an infrastructure consultant, necessitates that I need to know lots of different passwords, almost all of which are very important to keep secure - they give me access to business critical systems. Outside of that, I have countless accounts with websites, for shopping, networking, bank accounts, and discussion forums.

As somebody who preaches good password security I was starting to risk being a bit of a hypocrite: I was starting to re-use passwords that I had already committed to memory, in multiple places. Consequently, there was some risk that anybody determined enough, having somehow got hold of my login details for one site, could then go on to gain access to other - far more important - services.

It was therefore with some relief that I found out about 1password, a Mac application that has slotted in to my work flow with such ease, it’s very hard to understand how I possibly got by without it. Using heavy duty encryption for it’s local store (so it’s impossible to use without entering a strong passphrase), it takes care of the hard work of remembering passwords and form filling, and also generates random, highly effective, passwords for you.

Logging on to a website, I now just click the 1Password icon, and enter my standard passphrase (Which is a very long, and secure phrase, that I believe would be almost impossible for anybody to guess). This unlocks the password database, and fills in the forms for me. The password database is periodically re-locked (when, for instance, the screensaver kicks in), so it’s very difficult to use maliciously in an open environment.

I think I’ve freed up a good number of brain cells, and not a lot of stress and worry, about remembering all my passwords. The terror of visiting a website and realising I’d forgotten the password details after months, or even years, without having logged in, is taken away.

It’s taken care of very well, very securely, by this excellent application, I have absolutely no qualms about recommending it to every other Mac user out there. Highly recommended, and probably the best piece of software I’ve so far bought for the Mac.

Plenty more at: http://www.1password.com

Save Pollok Park: Suggestions for Glasgow council

The council, in it’s dismissal of the Save Pollok Park campaign - like to suggest its opposition to Go Ape in Pollok Park is a negative, single-issue campaign, devoid of constructive suggestions for how the council could meet it’s goals and targets to improve the use of the park.

So to counter that, I thought it’d be worth putting up my own suggestions to Glasgow council. These are just the results of a mornings thinking (aided, I should add, by a wonderful 14km run this beautiful spring morning through Maxwell, Queens, Bellahouston and Pollok Parks).

Cycle hire

We have a hut in Bellahouston park where you can borrow some putters for the pitch and put facility there. With Pollok park, why not introduce similar for bikes, so that better use can be made of the parks mountain bike circuit? It seems woefully under-used: I don’t recall seeing even one biker on it this year, that I recall. Bikes are obviously a bit more valuable than a putter, so a returnable deposit would probably be necessary, although free-bike schemes do operate in some cities.

Rename Pollokshaws West railway station

Pollokshaws west station really needs to be renamed “Pollok Park”, because it’s, well, extraordinarily convenient for the park - but you wouldn’t know it from the name! The free shuttle bus service operates there. Perhaps then visitors to the city, staying in the city centre, would be more inclined to come and visit if they could look at a train map and immediately know where to go?

It’d make sense on another level too. Even locals (myself included) get confused at times as to which station is which. A recent new member at my running club, a long-term Glasgow resident, understandably got mixed up between:

  • Pollokshaws West (for Pollok Park)
  • Pollokshaws East (on the Cathcart Circle, and at least a 10 minute walk from the Park)
  • Pollokshields West (also on the Cathcart circle, and a full 20 minute walk from the Park!!). This is the most confusing name of all. Pollokshields vs Pollokshaws? Throw in, perhaps, a strong Glasgow accent from the person selling you a ticket, and it’s easy to imagine most people getting confused, and winding up in the wrong place.

So we’d actually solve two problems: Understandable confusion, and making it clear Pollok Park is easy to reach, without using a car. On which note…

Traffic

It’s a bit of a bind that cars dominate the central part of Pollok park, and I’m not entirely sure why it’s necessary that the two car parks need to be joined up. It’d be really rather nice if they could look to pedestrianise (at least during peak times/weekends) the section of road that runs from just by the Burrell, through to the back of Pollok house.

Cars also frequently drive at speed, and often (I feel) without due consideration to other road users. Getting rid of them would make the main paths through Pollok entirely traffic free, and more conducive to walks, running, cyclists and more.

If they also reviewed the traffic lights at park exits (they’re not green for long enough at weekends), they might also prevent accidents as cars race to exit, also ruining the benefits of what was supposed to be a relaxing stroll in the park, for many visitors.

Improving existing spaces and facilities

This sounds fun, doesn’t it? But the fields to the east of the park, at the exit on to Haggs/Shawmoss Road, are very poorly drained, and frequently flooded. So they really need to improve the drainage to enable better use of the field to be made. If there have been efforts to improve drainage into the stream, it’s not really worked.

It’s such a great green space, it seems woefully under used, largely just as an overflow car park, and by occasional golfers. Such an open space could be useful for fairs, fetes, parties, camps, and perhaps even markets.

Similarly, the clay courts by this same exit have not - in all my years visiting and living in Glasgow - ever been used. Other than, it seems, to provide a short-cut for cars/vans judging by the damage to the grass verge. Quite simply, they should either be turned to some other purpose, or they should be approaching local schools and clubs to find out why they’re not playing fields of choice.

More events

There seem to be a few ‘big’ events at Pollok park, and elsewhere, but it’d be good to see more events making use of the parks in a structured, but perhaps smaller way. I’m working on my own suggestion (which I’m hoping to be saying more about later this month, after I’m married), to bring the successful UK Time trial events, to Glasgow.

How about also working in partnership with local groups and organisations that already make use of the parks (my running club, and Jog Scotland, for instance), to enhance it in ways they suggest. I’m sure there are other groups (football clubs, cycling clubs) that’d help.

Anything else?

These thoughts are just my own, from a bit of thinking as I ran, and as I avoid some boring accounts work I should really be getting on with. I’m sure that the people of Glasgow, and the Save Pollok Park campaign, have even more suggestions. It’s important that the council realises that the energy and passion demonstrated by thousands of people here in Glasgow for Pollok Park, and many of our other similarly threatened green spaces, is not seen as hostile, but enthused and passionate about our parks, with ideas and suggestions: If only the council would reach out and listen, rather than running flawed consultation exercises that merely give them the result they want.

So when the council finally sees the error of it’s ways, hopefully they’ll start listening to the park users, and then discover - if they do it properly - that we’re not a bunch of nimby’s (as they’ve accused), but an engaged, passionate, and constructive group of people who would actually like to see better use being made of our parks, without selling it off, and charging people unrealistic amounts for the privilege, in some dressed up attempt to “improve” the park.